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	<title>Oklahoma Political News Service &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Quote of the Day:  J.D. Johnston&#8217;s &#8216;Firm Grasp of the Obvious&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.okpns.com/2008/08/26/quote-of-the-day-jd-johnstons-firm-grasp-of-the-obvious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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J. D. proclaimed,&#8221;He got more votes than me, so he deserves the job.&#8221;
From all of us at OKPNS, we&#8217;re really gonna miss this guy.
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		<title>Johnston Wins&#8230;.Not So Much!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Soon to be ex-Republican J.D. Johnston performed better than expected
in the Republican runoff election for Oklahoma County Commissioner
District 2 tonight.
The ex-mayor who sold his political soul and lost a fortune to idiot
campaign consultants got nearly 30% of the vote, silencing the critics
who thought J.D. would get only 1%.
Final tally: Brian Maughan 71%, the &#8220;geniuses&#8221; 29%.
Who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Send In The Clowns</title>
		<link>http://www.okpns.com/2008/08/03/send-in-the-clowns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 09:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C. W. McBlackville</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Word is that Mike Turpen will emcee the Oklahoma Academy Salute on August 22nd in Tulsa along with Frank Keating.  But don&#8217;t write the evening off just yet, although the snooze factor will be high considering who will be at the podium, The Capitol Steps  will be in the house making for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Goose &#8220;Press I Guess&#8221;  an Ode to the Capitol Press Corps</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
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I am Press I Guess
I am Press I Guess
Can you Guess if I am Press?
&#160;
Press I Guess, I wonder why,
You let old Dirty Harry lie?
&#160;
Don&#8217;t you like my Harry Coates?
I Love my Coates, on him I dotes.
But Randy Terrill, gets my goats!
&#160;
About that Harry&#8217;s missing wrapper?
&#160;
Of course he left them in the crapper.
In a plain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Site Breaks &quot;Future News&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.okpns.com/2007/06/27/new-site-breaks-future-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our Buddy Jimmie Martin over at Oklahoma Opinions has started a new blog called &#8220;Breaking Future News.&#8221; It is a much needed satirical sabbatical from the daily news of murder, mayhem, and our elected officials who no longer feel they need to pay attention to us. Martin describes his new venture as &#8220;a look at [...]]]></description>
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