Tipline: “Write a Caption For This!”
Mike Turpen picture courtesy of the “Inside the Beltway” blog.
We love it when our readers give us suggestions for stories. A reader today did even better, they gave us a suggestion and wrote us copy to boot. We invite our readers to leave their own caption for this photo.
“Using the wads of cash his buddy WAD Edmondson gave him for doing virtually nothing in the phony tobacco lawsuit scam, Mike Turpen has bought his way into favor with the white wine sipping crowd in Oklahoma City.
The liberal brown nosing plaintiff’s lawyer, an enemy of the 1st Amendment, stopped his pursuit of frivolous lawsuits and tanking his formerly-respectable television show long enough to frighten readers of the city paper. Pucker up, buttercup!”
POT IS REALLY COOL MAN!
Comment by Kelly — August 27, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
Here’s a caption: Mike Turpin patiently waits his turn to be fellated by Drew Edmondsen’s newest party favor, Jim Roth.
Comment by Butchey Weinstein — August 27, 2008 @ 7:24 pm
whew, thought my bladder was gonna burst…sorry about the shoes, can I buy you a new pair?
Comment by Burns — August 27, 2008 @ 8:27 pm
The whole Newsok.com television team was mesmerized as off camers, Drew Edmondson slowly waved a $100 bill in front of Turpen, gradually hypnotizing one of Turpen’s eyes.
or,
Friends don’t let lard-assed lawyers show up stoned on their newspaper blog site.
or,
I just crapped a thousand dollar bill. Ah that feels good. Gotta doob?
Comment by Turnbo&Stone — August 27, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
Hey, it’s Mikey - he will eat anything!
Comment by Scott — August 28, 2008 @ 10:03 am