Today’s News From the Galactically Stupid

“Expect J.D. and his genius handlers to call for U.N. intervention before the Russians reach Atlanta.”

Fresh off lying to the voters about running a clean campaign, the formerly respected Republican known as J.D. Johnston has gone silly negative, again.

Johnston and the “geniuses” that run his campaign have issued a bizarre and rambling press release which, if you dig deep enough, contains an announcement that the former police officer has received the Fraternal Order of Police endorsement. Johnston, whose mind appears to still be in a fog after getting his butt kicked by Brian Maughan in the July 29th primary, apparently thinks he’s in a runoff for sheriff or district attorney. Regardless, his genius campaign handlers succeeded in burying the good news in a torrent of blithering idiocy and insults to Republicans, raising serious questions of his grasp on reality and his evident lack of competency to hold elective office.

“Despite the fact a Republican sounding group has endorsed my opponent; even they admit they dont (sp) believe he has the experience or ability to get the job done. I do have the experience necessary to do the job and am looking forward to working with the other elected leaders in a cooperative way and end the embarrassing disagreements that have brought our county such negative publicity, Johnston said.”

J.D. is touting his “experience,” but based on what we’ve seen from his campaign – besides the fact that the author of Johnston’s press releases vehemently dislikes commas – we know the following: he lies about running clean campaigns, he can’t remember which party he’s in, he can’t select efficient and competent employees, he’s confused about what office he’s running for, he wastes in a manner that makes Nancy Pelosi jealous and he seeks out the support of groups that want illegal immigration to run wild. Bet the FOP really appreciates that last one!

Based upon this week’s developments, J.D will probably seek the endorsement of the state Democratic Party, and issue a press release blaming Maughan for the Russian invasion of Georgia. Expect J.D. and his genius handlers to call for U.N. intervention before the Russians reach Atlanta.